Im Concerned

I'm slightly concerned for the future of our universe. I say slightly, because frankly, I don't give a fuck. People have been claiming the world is going to end in 2012! If you haven't heard about these predictions, crawl out from the rock you live under. There have been movies, history channel shit and magazine articles. The reason I find this interesting is; A. Its based off an Mayan calender and B. The theories are based on basically random scientific bullshit. Lets all just pause for a moment. Now if you know anything about the Mayans, you know they were extreme mathelets. They created all this complex shit and a Calender that contained thousands of years. Lets pause for another moment, Mayans also believed each day there needed to be a sacrifice in order for the sun to rise........... WHAT THE FUCK? WHO MISSED THAT ONE? We must also take into account that this calender was pretty long.... Maybe they just got tired so they stopped dumb ass! Why would you even rely on a 2000 year old calender when Iv got a 1997 dodge neon that barely fucking starts! I was concerned as to what kind of moron would even believe that shit. We can cross that one out, but now its time for the scientific bullshit i mentioned earlier. Scientist say that the earth may have a magnetic pole shift! or that an asteroid is going to collide with the earth killing all life!....... Ok but why? how did you come up with these hypothesis? Are there pictures of a distant asteroid?.... No. Did the Magnetic Poles change their sexual preferences on facebook to "shifting"...... No. These scientists should know that there isnt a possibility of poles shifting or any of that other bullshit, but there is a possibility of me smackin the piss out your ass. Now please History Channel get rid of this Apocalypse, 2012 and End of World shit...... Bring back Band Of Brothers!

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Using a thesaurus when writing is like using viagra, shit improves your performance

Discovered what i was in my past life.